True Tales of Human Drama #1 This one is about some weird doctor and some sick kid. Here is how it goes. lady-Pleease!!Somebody help Me!!It's My BABY! :doctor looks at baby: lady-Doctor? doctor-oh,Holy Lord! There's nothing we can do! Everyone Get down! :doctor throws baby to street: Doctor-If only you'd gotten here sooner...I'm sorry.

True Tales of Human Drama #2 This one is about some scared guy on a plane. Here is how it goes Lady1-First time flying sir? Guy-Oh...first time in a long time lady1-Ah.WellFears are just there to be conquered.Iuse to be afraid of men dying during sex!Now I'm keeping score!So hang in there! Guy-mmhhmm.... There's something on the wing!!! Lady1-That's the engine sir.We need thode to fly.Look, the refreshment cart is coming around, try to have something and relax kay? guy-kay lady2-Hello sir would you like some peaunuts? guy-oh..no thank you. lady2-What!!You think these are some ordinary peantus?!HUH!!?! These are magical peanuts, youo ungrateful bastard!Now eat the goddamn peanuts!! little boy-mommy i feel sick..."burp" MOM_Oh don't go and mess on yourself. Here hold on. :Boy throws up on the guy: Guy-AGH!!That's it!This is the last time I ever FLY!! Lady1-oh, P'shaw! Your much safer in here than that bus, down there filled with all those boy scouts. See the one that seems to be hurling up at us. :Plane falls down on bus and everyone dies: :D

True Tales of Human Drama #3 This one is about a man who sneezes then kills himself...heehee, I like to sneeze This is how it goes. Man-thinks what a pretty day it is. ACHOOO Man-Whoah that sure was...whuh...? oh..oh,no... oh no no no no...sweet jesus no. Holy Mary...mother of...oooh....why god!? Boooooh!!! :walking in street now: man-sob...oooooh! little boy on street-mistuh...hey mistah are you okay? Man-Do this look okay!?!Does this look okay to you!?Duzzzit!?! Little boy thinks...Sweet jesus no. Man is now in a church. Man-Father,You must help me!! Father-What is it you need my so...OH HOLY SHIT OF GOD!!You know what you must do, my son. Man has just jumped off a building. Father-Another victory for the lord.

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